We’re trying something a bit different here at CRANK HQ…we’re putting CRANK online so you can read it on the bus or train in the morning and share it with your friends and family. (Or anyone else who REALLY NEEDS TO READ certain posts to make them a better person). You can even sign up to our email newsletter and receive fresh CRANK in your inbox as it is published! Hurrah!
Naturally this means we now accept CRANKs all year round. We would still like to publish a paper version of CRANK (probably still in March and September, or thereabouts) but are just reviewing the finances. Send us about 500 words on a petty annoyance, obscure conspiracy theories or general argument about what is wrong with the world that is dear to your heart. The more petty and obscure, the better! Actual arguments, however spurious, are preferred to rants. Profanities and personal attacks should be avoided. Writings on truly serious issues are better directed to other publications. Contributions may be edited for space and/or clarity. Still no payments for contributors, at this point.
If you disagree with or are annoyed by any of the opinions expressed in the magazine, please consider writing a rebuttal for publication in CRANK. Or you could start a flame war in the comments.